- The average speed of a city bus is 25 miles per hour. But apparently the average speed of ejaculation is 28 miles per hour! (...Wonder why women hate taking those slow buses all the time!)
- Abraham Lincoln faces to the right of a penny while all other presidents face to the left on U.S. coins. (I wonder why...!)
- Biochemically speaking, sex is no different from eating chocolate in large quantities. (Eating chocolate VS. having sex? To all the single ladies out there, look at the bright side... at least it won't get you pregnant!).
- But listen to this one: The average chocolate bar contains on average 8 insect feet. (Eeeww gross!!! Or maybe the insect feet is the secret ingredient that causes female addiction to it..? I am just saying!)
- Male bats have the highest rate of homosexuality of any mammal. (Now "gay-dar" makes total sense to me!)
- No piece of paper can be folded in more than 7 times. (And I bet half of those reading this are already looking for a piece of paper to try it out!)
- Males, on average, think about sex every 7 seconds. (Why did I think it was less than that for some reason!??)
- Semen contains zinc and calcium, both of which are proven to prevent tooth decay. (Why do I feel this was written by a male....?)
- Average number of calories in a teaspoon of semen= 7. Average number of calories in a can of Dr. Pepper= 150. (Whatever!!! I smell another male wrote this one as well. Hahaha)
- 85% of men who die of heart attacks during intercourse, are found to have been cheating on their wives. (Call it coincidence, I call it justice. Something to think about next time you want to cheat.)
- Every day 200 million couples have sex, 400,000 babies are born and 140,000 people die.
- The average bra size today is 36C. Ten years ago it was 34B.
- The most children born to one woman was 69, she was a peasant who lived a 40 year life, in which she had 16 twins, 7 triplets, and 4 quadruplets. (Ouchhh I am hurting only by writing this..!)
- Largest penis in the animal kingdom: 11 feet (blue whale). In order to be able to imagine how big that is, just read this: Height from court floor to the rim of a basketball hoop: 10 feet. (Ohhh that lucky female blue whale!!!)
- 35% of the people who put up personal ads for dating, are already married.
- The microwave was invented after a researcher walked by a radar tube and a chocolate bar he had in his pocket, melted. (I am telling you, it's one of the countless miracles of chocolate)
I found these random facts on several websites today. Hope you enjoyed it!
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